Unbalanced Encounters

"You gotta use your head!"
Angie, Blueberry and Shoe's continued  journey to save their Human Baker takes them from noble estates guarded by wiley beasts to rancid catacombs harboring all sorts of darkness. Just how deep does this rabbit hole go?Hopefully not too deep. They are very short heros. 
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast
Cinderblocksally as GM
Emily Greymoore as Angie
Sam Oliver as Blueberry
Becca "Caustic Phoenix" as Shoo
Soundtrack
"Bit of Cheek" by Patrick Perini
Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio
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"You're Not My Mom!"In the final chapter of our little tale, Angie, Shoe, and Blueberry must contend with an octopus, the military, and more. Will their new found friendship be enough to overcome the dark machinations of the Scavenger Dandies?
Probably not. 
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast
Cinderblocksally as GM
Emily Greymoore as Angie
Sam Oliver as Blueberry
Becca "Caustic Phoenix" as Shoo
Soundtrack
"Bit of Cheek" by Patrick Perini
Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

"What's a hoofalump?"As our heroes leave behind their forest home, so too do they leave behind the kids of Rally. Which is a good thing, because someone has to keep an eye out on the things that haunt the woods. But will they know what to do when they find actually something out there?
Probably not.
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast
Craig Pate as GM
Cinderblocksally as Frances
Sam Oliver as Tilly
Cat (@helveticat) as Olives
Soundtrack
Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio
Game System
Kids on Bikes by Hunters Entertainment
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"You breath in... and fall asleep"Big changes are coming for the kids of Rally. School, careers, and the creeping threat of fungal infestation. Can our nascent keep Olive a secret and keep Rally safe? 
Probably not.
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast
Craig Pate as GM
Cinderblocksally as Frances
Sam Oliver as Tilly
Cat (@helveticat) as Olives
Soundtrack
Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio
Game System
Kids on Bikes by Hunters Entertainment
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"Axes? You betray me?"
Traps. Flutes. Crossbows. Axes. Trees. Our heroes must use every last tool at their disposal to repel their fungal invaders. But will they be able to pronounce "myconid" correctly?
Probably not.
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast
Craig Pate as GM
Cinderblocksally as Frances
Sam Oliver as Tilly
Cat (@helveticat) as Olives
Soundtrack
Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio
Game System
Kids on Bikes by Hunters Entertainment
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

Arc 1 of season 2 starts airing Oct 28th, 2025!
A brand new story in a brand new world — an outcast island on a shallow sea. Be sure to catch all the trailers and character drops over at https://discord.gg/unbalancedencounters

You really need to stop fucking your therapist.
In the basin of an island outcast in a shallow sea, a city yearns for the gold of a dragon's horde. Will these four idiots find fortune, fame, and freedom?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:01:50 Depictions of being boiled alive
00:28:25 Threat of institutional/police violence
00:46:00 Depictions of body horror
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Renee Juneau as Coloursby
Adrian C. Lawrence as Johnnie Rowe
Noir Enigma as Jareth Woodfoot
Sara Roberts as Valnise
Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
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I’m gonna be an adventurer. I’m gonna be an adventurer. I’m gonna be an adventurer.
The Angels are back. They want… something and they mean to take it. When death comes knocking at their door, will our heroes be ready to answer?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:09:05 Home invasion
00:22:50 Claustrophobia
01:13:25 Falling from heights
01:25:55 Death by falling
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
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It was nice to meet you and I hope I never see you again.
An elemental needs dispatchin’, and our heroes want to be ready. While Odion and Weevil gather critical intelligence, will Flo get a good rate on her wardrobe?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:59:50 Social exclusion, reactive violence
01:47:45 Mention of explosives in a crowd
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

It’s a promise for the few. You gotta survive it first.
A bomb has gone off, destroying a tunnel and dragging out our heroes journey into the lair by nearly a week. Will they survive the monsters, ghosts, and each other?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:07:40 Explosions in a crowd, cave collapse
00:23:40 Profiteering in a crisis
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

And she hates Rip Durkin.
The elemental they seek is a fates-damned Xorn, gape-mouthed and hungry for gold. Will Cal give hers up to save the party?
Probably not.
!! Content Warnings !!
00:48:40 Exploitative medical practices
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

All I wanted was for someone to care. The only people who ever did were paid to.
Magic items. Level ups. New legend. Our heroes return triumphant from the lair and immediately prepare for the next leg of our adventure. Will they stay sober for the duration?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:16:50 Peer pressure (drugs)
00:54:45 Memory loss (drugs)
00:58:45 Parental neglect mentioned
01:31:15 Depictions of self-harm
01:35:25 Loss of self-governance
01:42:00 Natural disaster aftermath
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

I didn’t expect to many convoluted connections. I just thought we were gonna go adventuring.
After a cataclysmic flood, our heroes have to reckon with what’s really important to them. Honor. Gold. Drugs. Will this adventure give them what they want?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:33:55 Physical intimidation
00:40:55 Gaslighting. Physical abuse. Sexism
01:30:35 Deceptive/coercive contracts
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

You do that again and I will send you off into the abyss with that harpoon.
Back into the lair, the party is waylaid by bulettes, perytons, and something even more sinister: incompetence. Will they win their race against The John Johnson?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:57:10 Parental neglect
01:02:50 Abduction
01:16:00 Depictions of gore
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
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Just a little girl with grand designs…
Kobolds and mine carts and trolls! Our heroes find themselves in over their upside-down heads as they plummet deeper into the lair. Separated and forlorn, will they find their way safely back together?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:00:05 Parental neglect
00:04:55 Child labor, lost child
00:07:35 Parental neglect
00:15:08 Grave injury, panic
00:24:45 Murder of a captive
00:52:40 Lost/alone underground
00:54:05 Self-loathing
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
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I think we can talk now. You got like… half a minute until I lose concentration?
Jailbreak! Our heroes have been taken captive by the Kobold Defense League and need to escape — with The John Johnson and his Merry Men in tow. Will they make it out unseen?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:35:15 Extractive/predatory business practices
00:42:25 Mention of suicide
00:56:15Exploitative business practices
01:43:40 Explosions
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

What have you gotten us into? This is your fault.
A dragon. A devil. A deal. The party finds themselves in the soggy, stolen mansion of the dragon Ripthorne. And in the middle of a millennium old standoff. Will they be able to arbitrate?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:00:38 Alcoholism
00:25:45 Evidence of violent death
00:59:05 Propaganda, implication of state violence
01:21:17 Gore/violence
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

You will never find her.
Danger abounds: A dragon’s maw. A turncoat cowboy. A tornado of gold. Old men unwilling to admit the world is changing. Will the party all make it out with their personal legends in tact?
No.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:03:00 Casual killing
00:14:30 Gore/violence
00:55:20 Government intimidation
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

In which, Patrick yaps about what's coming next and the short little break we'll be taking before season 2, arc 2.

Unbalanced Encounters presents: The Glimmercliff Caper, a Misfortunate 4 prequel. Emily Greymoore, TookIGuess, Cleo Birch, and Cinderblocksally are led by GM Patrick Perini in an attempt to steal a (literal) dragon's horde of gold from the vaults of Glimmercliff's premier hotel. Will they succeed? Find out soon on Unbalanced Encounters.

For I am the greatest thief that ever lived or ever will live!
3 trillion gold rests in the penthouse vault of l'Hotel deVue Montain. When a well-coiffed conwoman, aging tailor, radical engineer, and sentient wizard's orb learn about it, they gotta steal it, right? 
Right?!
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:20:55 Physical, emotional abuse by a parent
00:25:57 Drugging someone's drink
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet 
Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon
TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent
Emily Greymoore as Monkey
Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch
Colin Epstein as Derrick
Additional voices: BakedToast, David L. Puga, FrogueLikeStabby, Jadyn Carroll, JustMay, Koji, Laura, Silent Bard, SoupTheSundayBar
Crew:
Colin Epstein, Producer
Emily Greymoore, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sean Shepherd, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Blades '68 by Evil Hat
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Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!!
Detective Incognatio has Sir Pantaloon pressed — literally — into the shadows of a dumbwaiter. But he's mad one critical error: Sir Pantaloon is not alone. Mr. VV springs into action while Chianti gets the info they need. But will Monkey show up in time?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:05:10 Discussion of drugging someone
00:19:04 Being forgotten/abandoned
01:53:28 Abduction
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet 
Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon
TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent
Emily Greymoore as Monkey
Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch
Koji as Hutch the Time Bandit
Crew:
Colin Epstein, Producer
Emily Greymoore, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sean Shepherd, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Blades '68 by Evil Hat
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We have scheming to do!
In order to attend the Fireheart Gala unobserved, Chianti Ginny has made a deal with the great train's owner, Maximus Florideous. Will this exchange play out as promised?
Probably not.
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:01:45 Job loss, dishonest business practices
00:16:50 Plotting betrayal
00:23:15 The loneliness of activism
00:24:10 Plotting terrorism
01:27:00 Bombs / terrorism
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet 
Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon
TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent
Emily Greymoore as Monkey
Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch
Crew:
Colin Epstein, Producer
Emily Greymoore, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sean Shepherd, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Blades '68 by Evil Hat
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Fuck destiny.
Time is running out to get the gold. Hags, time cops, and devils close in. Our heroes must act fast to get the gold. Will they succeed?
P̵̧͔̐͝r̷̞̜̕o̷̢͛̑b̷͎͂ă̷̱̓b̷̼̖́̽ļ̶͐͊y̶̪͑̂ ̷̱͛͝ņ̷̪͗̂o̸̖͋t̶͕͚̓͝.̸̗̾͘͜Maybe?
 
!! Content Warnings !!
00:02:35 Abduction, drugging, and death threats
00:32:15 Drugged state
00:58:20 Severe bodily harm
 
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet 
Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon
TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent
Emily Greymoore as Monkey
Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch
Koji as Hutch the Time Bandit
Crew:
Colin Epstein, Producer
Emily Greymoore, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sean Shepherd, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Blades '68 by Evil Hat
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